(with apologies to Moon River) No socksies to be found they’re all in the wash you see. When socks get dirty they go in the laundry and don’t come out until they’re clean. Clean sockies that’s all I need there’s so much to do today. And then the laundry beeps signallin’ the wash is at […]
(with apologies to Brahms’ Lullabye) Go to sleep Little Teapot ‘Cause it’s 4 in the morning How come you don’t go to sleep? Go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! We’ll all be here in the morning Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep! The best thing about this song is […]
Best sung while bicycling your child’s legs to relieve them of the gas pains that made her wake up screaming from a deep sleep that took you hours to achieve. I hate you, gas. (with apologies to Spiderman) Bicycling! Bicycling! Everyone loves bicycling! Ride a bike! Any size! Wheels are round Just like pies! Look […]
(with apologies to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star) Poopy, poopy, poopy poo How come so much number two? Locked inside your diaper tight Like a stick of dynamite Poopy, poopy, poopy poo How come so much number two?